'I've been meaning to prepare a delicious breakfast for the guards of the town as a sign of my appreciation, but wouldn't you know it? I've gone and lost my recipe-book! And I told some of them that today they'd be having eggs and onions and biscuits, courtesy of old Seward...I don't want to let them down!

'If you know a good cook, I'd really appreciate it if you could bring me five servings of eggs and onions and five hard biscuits. That will be enough to serve a good breakfast for the guards, I think!

'I'll pay you for your trouble, of course!'